Notes From the Realm of the Pathetic

Hey, you! Take THAT!

Twittering stems from a lack of identity. It’s a constant update of who you are, what you are, where you are. Nobody would Twitter if they had a strong sense of identity.

And:

[Twitter] is a giant baby monitor.

Want more? Take THIS!

We Twitter to reassure ourselves that we are alive.

Auuggghhhhhh......... Please! Stop! Please, I beg you . . . Allow me to save what's left of my feeble, insecure, infantile identity.

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